Cosmos Cow
Cecil B. DeMoo Presentation
Dr. Moo Presentation
Can a cow really jump over the moon? Of course not. With the possible exception of Cosmos Cow, the hero side of beef. Cosmos Cow (who is actually a bull, but we can’t miss a great alliteration opportunity) has traveled the milky way in search of udder silliness. His destination is your show for a super silly space stunt.
He certainly won’t jump over the moon for just anyone. But today he will perform his greatest stunt for your audience. He won't just jump over the moon, he's be shot from a cannon over the sun. How's that for milking it?
You’ll need an audience helper to be the sun and another to break Cosmos’ fall. Cosmos is placed inside the cannon (Ultra tube or your favorite silk switch device) to be fired over the sun into an awaiting udder bag (Change bag of your choice). WAIT! Cosmos seems to be whimpering from the cannon. He is removed from the cannon and his expression is that of great concern. After a little coaching, and the promise of a gold medal and a milk shake coupon, he agrees to finish his stunt.
Ring the cow bell and Cosmos takes flight. Or does he? Houston needs to be notified because we have a problem. He seems to be stuck in the cannon. Nope, it’s just a puff of smoke he left behind. Let’s check his udder landing bag. Everyone raise a glass of whole milk, Cosmos has made it! Comes with two 15-inch Cosmos silks, one Cosmos horrified expression silk, one smoke silk and online video instructions. DIY video instructions to make your own ultra tube cannon also online. Also includes Cosmos Cow, Cosmos Bull and Dr. Moo logos to use in your programs. Be sure to download WHEN YOU ORDER. Cannon of Doom and Got Udder change bag sold separately. Scroll down this page for online instructions. Password comes with product.
Cosmos Cow is based on a poem written by Barry Mitchell in 1995.
Look up in the sky, it’s a cow trying to fly
Everyone spread the word, one got loose from the herd
It’s amazing for goodness sake. A genuine leather flying steak.
Look what’s happening now, he’s trying to land somehow.
He made it, what a relief. It’s Cosmos Cow, the hero side of beef.
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